Wednesday, 13 May 2009.

BRITISH
You drink a lot of tea[]
You know what a brolly is[ x]
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life[ ]
You wanted Ben to win Factor[ ]
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"[]
Fish and Chips are yummy..[x]
You can eat a Full English Breakfast [x]
You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs[ ]
It's football...not soccer[]
Total= 3
AUSTRALIAN
[x] You wear flip flops all year
[x] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan
[x] You have an australian something
Total= 5
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauce
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] You can speak italian
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total= 4
MEXICAN
[x] You say member instead of remember
[x] You can speak at least some spanish
[x] You like tacos
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You have tanned skin
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are
Total= 6
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[ ] You know of sombody named Natasha
[ ] You get cold easily
[x] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 4
IRISH
[ ] You love to drink
[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,in,ry, ly, y (no, but it's an Irish surname....o_O)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 3
AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] You like rap
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[ ] You can dance
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 3
ASIAN
[x] You like rice a lot
[x] You are good at math
[x] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] Most people think you're chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons
[ ] You go to Baulko
Total = 4
GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!]
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2"
Total= 5
CANADIAN
[x] You like/play/played hockey
[ ] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[ ] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some french
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total= 3
AMERICAN
[ ] Hate foreigners
[ ] Hate non-Christians
[ ] Lazy
[ ] Not cultured
[x] Dislike abortion
[ ] Love the death penalty
[ ] Don't read
[ ] Shop at walmart
[x] Think this bulletin is rather[DAMN] biased
Total = 2
EGYPTIAN
[ ] You love taameya and foul
[ ] You always manage to buy something for 10% of the original price
[ ] You've never seen traffic lights before
[x] You don't mind if someone arrives late
[ ] You say insha allah after about everything
[ ] When you ask someone to wait a moment you make a 'crocodile' gesture with your hands while saying 'shwaya shwaya' or 'di'i'a wahda'
[x] You know a minute does not have to be 60 seconds
[ ] You hate the president
Total = 2

...appears that I'm Mexican-Australian.
*is actually (mostly) Irish-American*
o_O

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