Wednesday, 15 December 2010.

having butchered The Only Exception for Calculus yesterday, I feel I ought to continue on with the Paramore-massacring.

I WANT SANTANA TO GET TOGETHER WITH BRITTANY AND SING MISERY BUSINESS TO/ABOUT ARTIE WITH APPROPRIATE PRONOUN CHANGES. SEE BELOW:

I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought she was mine he caught her by the mouth.

I waited eight long months,
He finally set her free.
I told her I couldn't lie she was the only one for me.
Two weeks and we caught on fire,
He's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got her where I want her now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
Just steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got her where I want her now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I'm passin' up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other guys who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like.
It's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got her where I want her now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
Just steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got her where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

I watched her wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch her wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving.

Whoa, I never meant to brag,
But I got her where I want her now.

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got her where I want her now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
just steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got what I wanted now
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
It just feels so good.

epic continuity fail and weirdness in lyric-flipping aside,

(because Santana calling Artie a whore is kind of o.o)

BRITTANA IS THE AWESOMENESS.

{ 5:20 pm }